A SMALL RAT ON SOLANA
SMALL RAT.BIG THESIS.
He appointed himself Chief Cheese Officer.
His entire thesis? Cheese.
SELF-APPOINTED.EXTREMELY COMMITTED.
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MEET BIDBERT
Sixteen seconds.
One very serious rat.
A suit. A big entrance.
An unreasonable amount of cheese.
THE MEME HALL / 00:16
The thesis
is cheese.
Bidbert is a tiny rat with enormous market opinions. Every elaborate report reaches the same conclusion.
Watch on X ↗YOUR DESK AT THE RESEARCH DEPARTMENT
Make the joke
your own.
Pick a meme. Give it a caption.
Bring your version to the group.
01 / CHOOSE A RESEARCH FILE
Your edits stay in your browser. Copy adds the BIDBERT website link.
Show your version in Telegram ↗
Artists, editors, overly qualified cheese analysts.
Have an idea for Bidbert's next scene? Bring a sketch, a clip, or a questionable report.
12 TELEGRAM STICKERS
A rat for
every reaction.
GM. GN. Questionable research.
Take Bidbert into the conversation.
See all 12 reactions
WHITE
PAPER.SMALL RAT. BIG THESIS.
VERSION 1.0
THE DETAILS, IN ONE PLACE
Know your rat.
The character, token facts, community plans, and what to understand before getting involved.
- The idea behind BIDBERT
- Supply, permissions and distribution disclosures
- Trading, fees, development and risks
Version 1.0 · September 13, 2026 · 7 pages
THE OFFICIAL TOKEN
Check the facts.
Names can be copied.
Start with the full mint address.
- Network / launch
- Solana / Pump.fun
- Supply at verification
- 1,000,000,000
- Mint authority
- None
- Freeze authority
- None
On-chain snapshot: September 13, 2026. These are configuration facts, not a security audit. See the white paper for the scope and distribution disclosures.
A FEW QUICK ANSWERS
Before you
pull up a chair.
Do I need tokens to join?
No. The Telegram group, stickers, film, and meme kit are open to people who enjoy the character. Bring a caption or a question.
Where do I find the token?
Use the official Pump.fun page and compare the full mint address shown above. You can also check the DEX Screener chart.
Can I make something with Bidbert?
Start with the community meme kit, or make your own take on the character. Share your work in Telegram. Don't present community art as an official endorsement.
What should I know about the risks?
BIDBERT is a speculative meme token. There are no promised returns or utility, and its price can fall to zero. Read the white paper for the project's disclosures.
THE RESEARCH DEPARTMENT IS OPEN
Pull up a chair.
Bring some cheese.
Memes, questions, and very questionable analysis.
Meet the people behind the tiny rat.